Religious Recipes

I was having an interesting conversation about making gingerbread crosses with gingerbread men attached to them and then going to a local church and handing them out. I wonder how they would react. Would it be considered tasteless? If so, it would be the most tasteful tasteless thing done!

So I was thinking, what other religious recipes could I think of?

Angeled Eggs
By His Strips of Chicken
Hellfire Poppers
Salvation Shake (With Blood of Christ Cherry Mix!)
Brimstone Buffalo Wings
Transubstantiation Truffles
Foreskin Fillet
Ascension Cake (More holy than angel cake)
Passover Puffs
Coveted Chocolate Cake

I wonder if anyone else can think of more.